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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Underage
  Category:
      M/M
  Fandom:
      Homestuck
  Relationship:
      Eridan_Ampora/Equius_Zahhak
  Character:
      Eridan_Ampora, Equius_Zahhak
  Additional Tags:
      Pre-Sgrub
  Stats:
      Published: 2011-12-28 Words: 1859
****** Sex Chair Extraordinaire ******
by gundamGreg
Summary
     Eridan and Equius decide to have cybersex, with video enabled.
Notes
See the end of the work for notes
CT: D--> Is this to your satisfaction
The viewport brightened into view, and at first all that was visible was
Equius' hand, tenderly shifting the camera over, before he let go and leaned
back, straight-backed in his grubstool.
CA: oh
CA: this is more than fuckin satisfyin
CA: dont do anythin yet
CA: just sit there and let me take this in
CA: and dont fuckin talk
He could see Equius flush further in embarrassment as he sent each message. He
was glad that the viewpoint was one-sided as he reached down and palmed his
bulge, just enough to tease himself.
For being a disgusting, land dwelling freak, Equius was certainly not a sore
sight, especially dressed up like this. It was like his usual outfit, only...
better. His tanktop was a bellyshirt, and his shorts left even less to the
imagination.
But what really made it were the fucking stockings. There was just enough skin
exposed to be tantalizing.
CA: okay
CA: can you kind a just
CA: run your fingers over your thighs
Equius shivered and glanced down, then back up, mouthing out "Yes, highb100d."
He then shifted a bit, settling his hands lightly on his thighs and stroking.
Eridan watched the muscles jump under his hands, feeling himself grow hotter by
the moment.
CA: fuck
CA: youre such a glubbin freak
CA: youre lovvin this arent you
Equius nodded slowly, and Eridan scowled.
CA: answwer me here
CA: i dont wwant to be the only one talkin
CT: D--> Yes
CT: D--> This is e%quisite
CA: tell me wwhat you wwant
CT: D--> I want to do anything you want me to
CA: damn right you do
CA: youre a fuckin piece a trash arent you
CT: D--> Yes
CT: D--> The trashiest
CA: lowwblooded land dwwellin wworthless musclebeast
CA: you dont evven derservve this much and you think you should be gettin more
CT: D--> Please
CT: D--> Please punish me for my insolence
CA: go back to your thighs
CA: this time use clawws
Equius started to stroke his thighs slowly again, daring to let his fingers
slide under the edge of his stockings.
Just as Eridan thought he'd have to remind him, Equius paused and tightened his
grasp. He gasped harshly as blue blood welled up around his claws, shaking and
sweating. That sweat dripped down his exposed stomach, outlining hard muscle in
a sharp sheen.
CA: wwipe off some of the swweat on your stomach
CA: and rub it into the claww marks
CA: take off your glasses too
CA: i wwanna see the expressions youre makin
Equius reached up and removed his shades, popping one of the lens in the
process. He glanced up at the grubcam almost shyly, and then back down as he
reached up and ran both hands along his stomach.
He blushed darker, and Eridan could practically see the glistening sweat
dripping from his hands as he paused to stop shivering. Then he finally pressed
his hands over the puncture marks along his exposed thighs.
His entire body clenched for a second, before he tossed his head back and
inhaled slowly. He started to knead, and Eridan's gaze was drawn to the
stiffening bulge in his shorts.
CA: i can sea you gettin hard
CA: showw me your fuckin bulge
Equius was clearly breathing hard as he lifted his hips and slid his shorts
down and off. Eridan palmed himself again as Equius' bone bulge weighed heavily
along his hip.
CA: cod
CA: its like youre freakishly huge evverywwhere
CA: i dont knoww if i could take that but
CA: id fuckin lovve to try
CT: D--> You are so vulgar
CA: like you dont fuckin lovve it
CA: anywway
CA: wwhos the one spread out like a rustblood wwhore
CT: D--> I
CT: D--> I am sir
CT: D--> And I apologize for my outburst
CT: D--> It was unbecoming of me
CA: damn right it wwas you glubbin slut
CA: take that fuckin bulge and stroke it
CA: nice and sloww
CA: just like howw id ride it
He could tell Equius was used to having his shades obscure his expressions as
he squeezed his eyes shut and furrowed his brows, groaning quietly.
He finally gave in and reached down his pants, angling his hips forward and
trying to work a finger into his nook. He watched Equius fist his bulge, and
tried to match the pace for a few seconds.
CA: fuck
CA: i need to get these pants off
CA: but keep goin just dont finish
CA: not until i tell you to
He stripped himself of his pants and quickly went back to sliding his finger
into himself. He had to close his eyes and keen when he worked in a second, and
when he opened his eyes he saw that Equius has stopped.
CT: D--> I'm too close
CT: D--> Too sensitive
CT: D--> I'll finish if I do it anymore
CA: fine
CA: let me see you wwork your nook then
CA: you probably do it like that more often anywway
CA: dont you
CT: D--> That is below one of my b100d
CA: wwe all knoww you wwant to be fucked like a lowwblood
CT: D--> Oh god
CT: D--> You are so depraved
CA: fingers in your nook wwhore
CT: D--> Of course
Eridan watched at he reached down and impaled himself on two fingers, biting
his lip as his bulge throbbed. Just as suspected, it took even less time for
Equius to become a writhing mess once again, working his hips onto his hand as
he slid in a third digit.
He could tell that Equius was bigger overall, which meant his fingers had to be
thicker. Yet he was still taking more, faster. Eridan started to flush as he
let his fantasies shift over to pounding the land dweller into the nearest
pile, and consequently slid his fingers out of himself and started to rub at
his bulge.
Equius stopped mid-arch, lifting his head to stare at the screen with a needy
gaze.
CA: dont fuckin cum
CA: dont you dare fuckin cum
Equius grit his teeth and slid his fingers out, allowing himself time to come
back down again. Eridan squeezed his bulge one last time before pausing as
well.
CA: if i wwas there id pound on your ass so hard
CA: i wwanna wwatch you get fucked
CA: do you havve any toys
Equius' eyes widened, and he glanced back almost nervously before leaning back
up to respond.
CT: D--> I have
CT: D--> A specially modified robot
CA: oh my fuckin cod
CA: you are such a freak
CA: get it out you fuckin despicable land dwweller
CT: D--> As you wish
Eridan expected him to have to get up and move out of view, but instead Equius
just glanced over to the arm of his grubstool and flipped it open, revealing a
series of controls.
CA: your fuckin chair
CA: you slut
CT: D--> There are different settings
CA: as hard and fast as you can make it go
Equius spread his legs, settled his arms onto each armrest, and then pressed a
button. Cuffs slid and then tightened around each limb, just barely allowing
him to reach the controls.
He then cranked each dial up, and finally pressed another button, glancing up
to the cam. Eridan watched a panel slide open underneath him, and his breath
caught at the size of the bulge that slid out.
It was at least twice the size of Equius', and he grimaced almost painfully as
it worked into him, his head falling back as he moaned.
That train of thought kind of fizzled out of existence when, after bottoming
out only once inside of him, the huge metal bulge started to slam into its
captive. Eridan felt his jaw go slack as he watched Equius take it like a
champ, chewing on his lip as he spread his legs and stared down at himself.
CA: oh cod
CA: oh cod equ
CA: this is so fuckin hot
CA: look at the size of that
CA: i dont knoww wwhether id wwant to fuck you or be you right noww
CA: i just wwish i wwas there
Equius was glancing up at the screen each time the alert sounded out, sweating
more and more at each message. He then started to roll his hips, whimpering
lowly.
Meanwhile, Eridan was stroking himself just as roughly, growling under his
breath at each moment that passed. Finally, he started to type one handed.
CA: fck i
CA: cum for me babe
CA: i fuckin ned to see you buyst
He was meeting each thrust with his own now, and it only took a few more
frantic bounces for Equius to cry out, straining against the metal cuffs as he
tossed his head.
Eridan could only watch for a few seconds before he had to close his palm over
the head of his cock, trying and failing to contain the purple mess. He kept
watching Equius writhe as the chair continued to work him over. Finally,
though, Equius managed to catch himself enough to grope for the same button
that had started it.
It slowed to a near-stop, and then slid out of him, disappearing back into its
panel. Eridan watched as Equius slumped into his stool for the briefest moment
before his posture straightened again and he leaned in to type.
CT: D--> Was that to your satisfaction?
CA: more than that
CA: wwe should start doin this more often
CT: D--> I w001d not be entirely opposed
CT: D--> For a sea dweller, you are quite competent at conducting yourself with
dignity
CT: D--> Most of the time
CT: D--> It w001d behoove you to not be quite so vulgar in the heat of passion
though
CA: this is me givvin a shit
CA: wwhat are you gonna do about it lowwblood
CA: ponyboy
CA: youre not gonna do a damn thing
CT: D--> Of course not
CT: D--> It's not my place
CA: damn straight
CA: but i got to admit that youre not a terrible troll
CA: especially for a land dwweller
CA: wwe should meet up sometime
CA: bring one of your wweird fuckbots
CT: D--> That w001d be so deviously improper
CT: D--> Imagine the scandal
CT: D--> A troll of my status, galloping about with a sea dweller
CA: yeah yeah dont go ovverboard
CA: its not like youd be the only one gettin judged
CA: in fact noww that you mention it that wwas a pretty bad idea
CA: forget i said anythin
CT: D--> Of course sir
CT: D--> You said nothing of the sort
CT: D--> In fact
CT: D--> If you w001d allow me a bit of impudence
CT: D--> I w001d suggest that we pretend this whole thing never happened
CA: yeah
CA: probably for the best
CA: wwell talk to you later equ
CT: D--> Yes
CT: D--> You most likely will
centaursTesticle [CT] ceased trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]
CA: wwell bye and uh
CA: <3
End Notes
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